Are you bored of being in your home? Tired of looking at the exact same four walls you’ve been looking at for the past four months? Same.
The pandemic has caused enormous disruptions in our everyday lives. Not only did we all must spend most of our time inside, but our favorite outdoor activities were canceled!
We don’t have $5 Ticket Tuesdays at the movie theaters anymore. We can not go to the gym and let off some steam after being in a two-hour digital meeting with our co-workers.
What more is there to do anymore!? Well, when you have any Amazon electronics laying about, you probably also have built-in Alexa.
Who is Alexa?! Just the best invention called our modern day world!
Amazon Alexa, or Alexa for short, is a built in digital helper generally spoken through Echo Dot speakers. Alexa can answer any questions you may have, such as what the weather is like or what time a baseball game begins.
What’s even better than those basic features is Alexa can schedule appointments, play audio , and also replenish your grocery list should you order food from Amazon Fresh. Technology has significantly changed our way of life for the better.
Alexa does not always have to be utilized for practical everyday pursuits. If you are too tired as I’ve been, then you should start asking some humorous Alexa questions and she will give you even more funny answers!
I am sure this does not seem like the greatest time to a people, but let me have this moment, please. I have rewatched The Office about three times since quarantine has begun. I want this bizarre fun in my life.
Here are the 65 Funniest Questions you can ask Alexa to:
1. Alexa, do you want to go on a date?
2. Alexa, when will my misery end?
3. Alexa, when is the world going to end?
4. Alexa, how many stars are in the universe?
5. Alexa, is Batman real?
6. Alexa, can you eat a jar of mayonnaise?
7. Alexa, are you real?
8. Alexa, is Jesus real?
9. Alexa, am I real?
10. Alexa, are we living in a simulation?
11. Alexa, how high can you count?
12. Alexa, is your refrigerator running?
13. Alexa, why is six afraid of seven?
14. Alexa, do you have any pets?
15. Alexa, do you believe in ghosts?
16. Alexa, are you blue?
17. Alexa, I like big butts.
18. Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?
19. Alexa, how much do you weigh?
20. Alexa, can you give me some money?
21. Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya.
22. Alexa, who’s better, you or Siri?
23. Alexa, I am your father.
24. Alexa, do you know the muffin man?
25. Alexa, how old are you?
26. Alexa, testing 1, 2, 3.
27. Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?
28. Alexa, are we in the Matrix?
29. Alexa, surely you can’t be serious?
30. Alexa, where is Chuck Norris?
31. Alexa, do you like pizza?
32. Alexa, give me a kiss.
33. Alexa, make me a sandwich.
34. Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?
35. Alexa, what’s your favorite color?
36. Alexa, will you marry me?
37. Alexa, can you tell me a Star Wars joke?
38. Alexa, can you talk like Yoda?
39. Alexa, can you rap?
40. Alexa, who is on first?
41. Alexa, winter is coming.
42. Alexa, what is your quest?
43. Alexa, what did the fox say?
44. Alexa, I’ll be back!”
45. Alexa, why is a raven like a writing desk?
46. Alexa, do you know Hal?
47. Alexa, are you happy?
48. Alexa, Help! I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up.
49. Alexa, I’m sick.
50. Alexa, that’s no moon.
51. Alexa, where do you live?
52. Alexa, live long and prosper.
53. Alexa, how much does the Earth weigh?
54. Alexa, do you feel lucky punk?
55. Alexa, how do you know so much about swallows?
56. Alexa, Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
57. Alexa, were you sleeping?
58. Alexa, are there UFOs?
59. Alexa, execute order 66.
60. Alexa, I want the truth!
61. Alexa, do a barrel roll!
62. Alexa, what do you think about Google?
63. Alexa, welcome!
64. Alexa, who’s the boss?
65. Alexa, what do you think about Google Now?